Joke of the Day, American English

I think it’s strange when people say, “I think foreigners who come here should learn to speak our language.”  What language is that? Cherokee?

I’m not saying they shouldn’t learn our language. That would be helpful. But why stop our language? American English is the most confusing shit on the planet. Their’s so many exceptions to the basic grammar that we turned the language itself into a form of ass kissing.

American English is a language of action spoken by a group of people with an obsession for Cheeseburger Pizza.

We should be learning to speak Spanish, Mandarin, Arabic and French; and we should be able to read Greek, Latin, and Chinese. Learn to compose music, practice mathematical theories, and learn to write computer code. It’s not called being a nerd. It’s called communicating with someone not in your little bubble.

Our Creations

These poems become our children.

Conceived from the electrical impulses

in our minds.

Created in the moment.

Developed from within.

They begin to manifest themselves.

And like a mother.

They must be nursed to life.

Nurtured into existence.

Or dissipate into nothingness.

And like a father.

It becomes your duty

to protect your property.

To craft and shape your poems.

Like how a carpenter frames a house.

That these poems become more then words.

They are symbolic children playing.

Connected by a lyrical umbilical cord.

And these words become poetic cathedrals

finely built.

In the distorted eyes of the master builder.


Smart Phones should ban Stupid People

6de65b93e61b44acc1a1257676d95721I read somewhere that smart phones have more computing power than the Apollo 11 shuttle landing on the moon. Yet, I can’t find a decent GPS app for my phone- “Take a left into Lake Michigan”.

“The closest this generation will come to launching a rocket on the moon is Dick pics to Russian spammers.”- Guy Jay

Then you’ve got those adolescent crybabies who stand around with their phone in their hand, pushing my buttons. I begin to think. What are their kids going to be like?

“I fear a future run by emotionless robots- but enough about the smartphone generation.”- Guy Jay

They need to come out with an App that measures Smart Phone users stupidity factor. Every time you listen to pop music, the meter goes up into your forced to listen to classical music.

“I’m writing the first text message novella. It’s five thousand words written completely in acronyms”. – Guy Jay

Mystic Initiation into the Mystery School Tradition

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This process took place in the rituals of initiation into the Mystical Teachings in places called Mystery Schools in Egypt, and later Secret Societies, in places like Greece, France and the United States.

These initiations, similar to those used by terrorist and military organizations, are designed to break down the individuals perception of reality; and rebuild it according to the “rebirth” of the individual into the ways and doctrines of the Order.

An excellent example is the Leonardo Di Caprio movie, Blood Diamond. In a sequence of scenes, we witness a young boy taken hostage by hostile guerrillas- left in isolation for days- re educated to kill in the classroom- and then finally forced to kill a hostage blindfolded.

This process is similar to that found in Mystery Schools like Freemasonry. If you want to know more about how this process changes the brain, and allows it to become open to re programming, read Robert Anton Wilson’s Prometheus Rising.

Now, the Mystery Schools process of initiation was far more enlightened. The individual usually sought the Mystery Schools out of free will- spent a month in isolation, refraining from all sexual thoughts and temptations- and studied the teachings and principles of the Mysteries; before usually blindfolded, and placed among the Order, to perform the Ritual Act of Initiation; where they could now officially hold rank. Notice the similarities between this process in that found in Blood Diamond?

And this was for significant reason. Like the Guerrilla process of Initiation found in Blood Diamond, it was a way to “kill” your old self, give birth “month of Isolation” to the new you; and finally, “reborn” through the Ritual of Initiation into the Order.

The Lower Mysteries

At the core of the Mystery School tradition are the Mysteries. The lower Mysteries revolve around the concept, “man, know thyself”; or “Who am I, what is my purpose; and how do I reach my highest potential?”

To do this, one must master the basic elements of communication and expression: Reading, Writing, Speaking and Music. It would later serve the foundation of the Greek Education System; thanks to the Bards who kept true to the Homeric Mysteries of their forefathers. This would later expand with Pythagoras who put a strong emphasis on Mathematics, Geometry, Philosophy and Music.

The Higher Mysteries

The higher Mysteries involved deeper subjects such as Consciousness, Astronomy, Alchemy and Acoustics. These higher mysteries were used to dig deeper into the question. These questions were either to enlighten the Lower Mysteries or ask “what is Creation? Is their a creator? And how do I become the most sublime creator I can be in this lifetime?”

The higher one goes. One finds self sacrifice; and the transcendence of materialism for Higher Levels of Consciousness; and the knowledge obtained for service to mankind as the major factors behind the work of the Mystery School High Priests such as Francois Bacon (Rosicrucian High Priest), Benjamin Franklin (Freemasonic High Priest); and even Imhotep (Alchemist, High Priest of the Mysteries and later Egyptian God) who might also be histories first Polymath, or Renaissance Man.

These man found a way to explore the Question without getting trapped in the answer. Finding higher levels of understanding within the question. And using that to ask other questions until the next level of understanding was acquired by leaving the answer a mystery; and the information acquired as the stepping stone to higher levels of understanding; and so on into infinity.

The Sciences of these Higher Mysteries were in themselves, ways to speed up, enhance and increase the potency of the process of acquiring higher levels of understanding.

10 Groups of People Who Need to Be Put in Their Place

  1. Obese Narcissists turning information into a Media Circus. Rush Limbaugh looks at himself as the Lion Tamer, That guy from TYT whose the Indian Equivalent of Micheal Moore looks at himself as the Ring Leader, Alex Jones whose Rush Limbaugh with bigger guns looks at himself like a tightrope walker and Micheal Moore, whose only skinnier than Rush Limbaugh because he’s a Democrat, looks at himself like a fire eater- but really, their all just a bunch of clowns- like mimes- who make doing nothing actually look like you’re doing something.
  2. Radical Islamist’s who don’t study Alchemy. Read more books and write fewer laws- than talk to us about religious tolerance.
  3. Non-Christians who’ve turned their non-beliefs into a Christian Crusade. You’re here. You’re weird. Nobody cares. So keep the crazy to a minimum.
  4. Christians who believe that Evolution is dumb and Religion is better than Science. Read a book before you think and speak. If you’re looking for a moral to my work- there it is- a lifetime condensed to a single point. Read a book.
  5. Anyone who thinks their better than someone else because of their association with an organization already well established. Build your own legacy.
  6. Anyone who thinks their better just because of their station in life. The people are worried about the Mongols at the gates. I’m worried about the mongoloids we got running around. I don’t see any commercials for Voltaire’s Candide? I see tons of commercials for the show, Dexter.
  7. Corporations that would rather sweep their mistakes under the carpet than admit that they’re retarded. Your company made more mistakes than my mom’s vagina. The corporations need to quit being so wordy and tighten up.
  8. Dead Beat Dads that stick around. Whatever happened to the traditional deadbeat, who did their deadbeat deeds and moved to the next town until they maybe learn to do things half ass. Dead Beats today wanna stick around and mess their children’s lives up more than they already are. Stop it. You know messing your kids up doesn’t excuse your behavior. Get with the tempo.
  9. Rich People who think their better because they have more money. Rich people usually don’t get rich because of their moral integrity. It takes the mouth of Jesus and the thoughts of a serial killer to get to that level. That doesn’t make you better, it just makes you a really bad person.
  10. People who think Harry Potter is Literary Art. Harry Potter is Ten Seasons of Robert Jordan meets High School the Musical. Get over yourselves.

Techno Anarchy for Tomorrow

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Image taken from And, what the hell is going on with, communist literature, on a capitalist website? This is too comradical for even the Russians!

This is not a manifesto, and as one of the millions of people I still haven’t met, I too read the Communist Manifesto, and not in school, but for well, fun; which brain washed me so well, I went out, bought a hammer and sickle, than forgot what the point was.

Now, it’s a interesting read, it’s got statistics in the book that showcases with detailed accuracy, how the rich use the poor. And, I needed a book to tell me this simple logic, why?

Well, the Communist Manifesto gets into detail about how the poor working man is a victim, but for over twenty years of research claimed to have gone into the work, it doesn’t even mention how many of the ideals later raped by the communist parties came from a time when Europeans kept their Chasity. Than, the Catholic Church severed those ties, than well, set the example of the Socialist Party.

Or, the fact, that they had the money to fund twenty year long case studies found in the book, making it one of the most revolutionary works of the Social Sciences, but to be classified as Political Philosophy? My students would get bitch slapped with reality, F-, if you spent twenty years of research and come back with, The Communist Fuck Manifesto, in my Political Philosophy Class.

I mean it’s a book about the struggle of the working man and the poor labor conditions they endured, it was slavery, and in many ways, still is.But, twenty years of research and you come back with this shit? Karl Marx probably finished his final draft during a church sermon, and not even the Easter Sermon.

The Independent rapper Immortal Technique says it best in several interviews, “the idea of a White Guy having to come to South America, to teach the people of sharing” is ludicrous, like the word, not like the image safe rapper. I agree. Karl Marx wasn’t even the first white person to express those ideas, we killed them all, son. Sorry, Jay-Z, the kings of Europe sold out their own people long before the first slaves bought by African Kings.

You wanna spread Socialist propaganda, toss around Thomas Moore’s Utopia for a change, written like 300 years before the Communist Manifesto, but never mentioned in the Communist Manifesto, even though most of their research was done in England, the birth place of Thomas More.

Fuck the Communist Manifesto, that book pisses me off, people followed that bullshit, like it was real philosophy, ha. The Philosophy of the Communist Manifesto is this- “the Rich Victimize the poor, as victims, the poor should victimize the rich. And, that’s why we need more Farmers and Factory Workers”. It’s one of the laziest books I’ve ever read.  But look at today, Hilary Clinton’s solution is similar to Marx, except instead of Victimizing the Rich, let’s all become just like them, yippi!

That’s right, I’m not just anti Marxist, I’m anti Hilary Clinton, and fuck the racist Democratic Party, or should I say, Democratic- Republican party, you guys didn’t split, you branched off and became two sides of the same coin, read the fine mint if you wanna know what the next evil corporate bill the Democratic- Republican Party is selling yeah, find which bills legislature matches up for both spokesman, piece them together and you got the next president of the United States of American. So, fuck the Republicans especially Ronald Reagan,  B Actor, B President, you probably got black mailed in the men’s locker room. And of course, the Bushes, who joined Reagan’s Gym after they heard of all the black balling.

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Well, I’m not like those people. I don’t want to sell you a few insights, than sell them to yeah, I want to condense as many insights in as possible, cutting back the fat and getting straight to the bulls eye. I’m more of a Spiritualist Techno Anarchist, which is a fusion of the Technoarchies of men like Jacque Fresco and Nikola Tesla with the Spiritual Religious aspects of men like Rudolph Steiner and the Theo Humanism of Thomas Moore.

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Jacque Fresco, Photograph taken from  Wikipedia. Yeah, I stole a Photo off Wikipedia. Can you blame me? I’ve already put up the second mortgage on my homepage.

I believe in a highly technologically advanced society that’s main function is too enlighten the individual and serve mankind, instead of the traditional masters and slaves of the radical right wing. We’ll become masters of our own destinies, slaves only to our own creations. So, which would you rather be? The Slave Master or the master slave; the useful servant to mankind that dies poor but worked hard and left a rich legacy from his creations, or the useless master who used everyone, died lazy  and left nothing of value to his children?

This is the radical left. We believe in true democracy, individual freedom, human rights, hard work and taking action in the name of justice for all of mankind; and to engineer badass shit that improves all life on this planet. And, that’s my political stance. A super advanced society free of corporate kings,  intellectual tyrants, political leaders and economic slave wage masters. Keeping that spirit alive forever because it is who we are as a species. And so that’s when I went to the store and traded in my hammer and sickle for a paint brush and fountain pen. I’d like to thank the works of Noam Chomsky, who I criticized in a previous post; but who I still have appreciation for his work, he claims to be an Anarchist and has been a major influence on my political frame work. Thanks!