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The Future of Drugs

January 18, 2015 , , ,

I believe the drugs of the future aren’t going to be chemicals like MDMA and LSD. It’s going to be an implant in your brain’s central nervous system with a plug in on the forehead that connects to the USB of your computer. People are going to be upset because it’s going to cost the same as a PlayStation 12….

 

Regardless, you’ll be able to download the ecstasy app for windows that releases all the serotonin and dopamine in your brain all at once. You’ll be floatin’ I tell you what. Then they’ll come out with a app that allows you to use 100% of your brain instead of the normal 40% and you’ll become consciousness in the form of pure light escaping your body.

 

You’ll become pure energy connected with the universal consciousness. You will become pure and whole for the first time. And then your parents will walk in and unplug you; as Mom hands you a lifetime subscription to a website called bangstrange.com and your dad his password to his Microbrewery app. Lecture you on the dangers of escaping from reality, tell you to quit being a weirdo and too find a fu*kn’ job!

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Opened Vox Publishing

January 18, 2015

Good old mum. 🙂

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razorbackwriteraus

January 19, 2015

Thank You, I am happy you enjoyed this futuristic joke!!!!

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Opened Vox Publishing

January 19, 2015

interesting view 🙂

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psychologistmimi

February 28, 2015

Thanks for replying!

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Jordan Dumer

February 28, 2015

The part about becoming light in the form of pure consciousness was an idea by Albert Einstein. I thought it added a nice touch.to the joke.

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Jordan Dumer

February 28, 2015

Reblogged this on Open the Vox and commented:

Our most popular joke so far.

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Jordan Dumer

February 28, 2015

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