After Adam & Eve ate the Apple
June 13, 2016
— adam and eve, apple, genesis, humor, joke, old testament, religion, the bible
Genesis never talks about Peter Gabriel or what Adam and Eve said after they ate the apple. It feel went something like this…
Eve: Wow! That apple was delicious! We should totally sell these.
Adam: What are you talking about?
Eve: Yeah, we’ll squeeze out some kids and hire them to pick the apples for us. When the apples are picked. We’ll have them cut down the trees and turn it into money.
Eve (handing Adam the apple): Yeah, then we’ll give them a small percentage of the money in exchange for apples they picked at inflated prices.
Adam takes a bite of the apple
Adam: You’re a genius. If marketed correctly, I could totally see people using our services.