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Joke of the Day, Government Smart Watches

January 25, 2017 , , , , ,

752c4928ec133261842fde66cb2b4373A few years from now, all Americans will be given Government regulated Smart Watches. It wont be to keep time. It’ll be to regulate your hand motions. Every middle finger will cost you $100. Every thumbs up will be stored in a government storage base. And men, mileage will be added to your dick. That’s right, your free ride days are numbered!

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“HA!” Conan’s so Hilarious!

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