Humor for our Times, Day the Earth Stopped Caring
January 30, 2017
— ancient history humor, science fiction humor, smartphone humor
I’m waiting for the day Aliens come down and visit. They’ll ask us how the Pyramids were built. We’ll be too busy on our the computers we have rewired to our neurons. Schools will have to broadcast a radio wave so kids can’t use the orgasm app in class!
We’ll have the Pyramid covered in asphalt. Why? To modernize it. Flat tires will be common while driving on the Great Pyramid thanks to a law passed by Egyptian rednecks and the guys from Duck Dynasty.
Yeah, they’ll try to communicate with us but we’ll think it’s scam because the Chinese, the Russians, The Indians and Alien Top Secrets sites will be the only ones talking about it. The Republican’s will claim it’s a hoax as they try to squeeze as much info from the Aliens as humanly possible.
Most of all (Crack). Damn it! I dropped my smart phone and now it’s retarded. Thanks, Apple. Who makes a phone with a glass screen? Jeez, did you get your design from Tiffany’s? Is this a functional device or a piece of decoration? It’s a piece of something, I’ll tell you that much…..