“What’s that, Paramount? You want me to have a small cameo in Part 2 after you butt raped me on my paycheck in my Academy Award winning performance in part 1? Yeah, I’ll make you offer you will refuse. It consists of a bottle of Vaseline and my Oscar statue”.
The Godfather Part 2
Come on, Son! Join the dark side. Don’t you know, “once you black. You never go back”.
The Empire Strikes Back
In Japan, the title was changed to “The Dragon who slayed the Horses Ass”.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
“Oh my God! It must be Black Friday!”
Dawn of the Dead
“I knew it! I under cooked the Chicken!” (Scene from Alien, the prequel to Aliens).
“Silver Surfer! Oh, wait; this guy is way more memorable”.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
“Give me my precious”.
LOTR: The Return of the King
“My chainsaws a middle finger and I’m flipping you off”.
Evil Dead 2
“So yeah, this really happens in the movie”.
“Give it another 50 years and this will be considered child friendly”.
Toy Story 3