I caught a Leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day. It was too easy.
I asked him for giggles, “Where’s my prize?”
The Leprechaun told me, “Some Greenback and a gold coin are waiting at the end of the rainbow”.
I poked my head up in the sky. I saw no rainbow.
I asked, “Where’s the rainbow?”
“Some in some park off the freeway dubbed the Yellow Brick Road” he replied.
I said, “I thought you guys had a pot of gold?”
He said, “That’s a myth. I’ve been greenback’d so many times, I’m down to my last few coins”.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!