Letter to Mother Russia

Dear Russia,

Why are you so big? You’re the gelatinous blob of  countries. And yet, I still love you in my own way. Call our relationship, a War at Peace. Is that a Crime and will their be Punishment? Buhua-hahaha.

But enough with the literal puns and my growing appreciation for Russian Literature like Lolita, Brothers Karamazov, Dr. Zhivago,  or Anna Karina to name a few classics out of a plethora of great works that span many centuries.

So, why don’t I just say it;

Whew! Not that I got that off my chest. I can go on with more important matters.

Like, why are Eastern European Woman so hot? Seriously?

I’d like to launch my missile into that!


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