Why are you so big? You’re the gelatinous blob of countries. And yet, I still love you in my own way. Call our relationship, a War at Peace. Is that a Crime and will their be Punishment? Buhua-hahaha.
But enough with the literal puns and my growing appreciation for Russian Literature like Lolita, Brothers Karamazov, Dr. Zhivago, or Anna Karina to name a few classics out of a plethora of great works that span many centuries.