10 Rumors Everyone should Spread about Bills Hicks
April 14, 2017
— comedian bill hicks
To keep the Occult Tradition of Bill Hicks alive. I decided to generate ten rumors I hope you all spread for mirth and good cheer.
- Bill Hicks faked his death and now makes a living as a famous Elvis impersonator.
- As an infant, his lips were rubbed with honey.
- Alex Jones is Bill Hick’s weird alien love child.
- Noam Chomsky met Bill Hicks in a dream.
- Bill Hicks once shapeshifted into a werewolf and finger banged George Carlin’s wife.
- Bill Hicks is known to have shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
- Bill was assassinated by alcohol and the Bush family trust fund.
- Mitch Hedberg met Bill Hicks on the crossroads.
- Muhammad is not the last prophet, Bill Hicks is.
- His ghost still haunts Dennis Leary’s jokes.