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Jesus Descended into Hell for a Business Conference

April 16, 2017

I was hanging out with an old friend earlier. I wished him happy Easter. He said “hell of a day, am I right?” I didn’t understand. “If it’s true” he replied. I asked him what he meant. He told me if it’s true that Jesus went to hell and kicked the devils ass. I said, “Jesus didn’t go to hell to kick the devils ass. It was a business conference”. He said, “what did the devil get out of it or was Jesus just that good of a negotiator?” I said, “the contractual agreement was that Christ would get all the true believers and the devil would get everyone else. The devil was like,” I’ll take Asia!”

 

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