Joke of the Day, Republican Think Tanks
May 3, 2017
— Republican Think Tanks
We live in a world where a colorful oxymoron like Republican Think Tank, actually exists. I wonder what one of those meetings are like?
“We’ve invested millions of dollars in research in Population Trends on a Global Scale. After many, many hours of debate, and scientific research that overpopulation isn’t an issue. The problem is immigration. We’ve also found real evidence linking Corporate Uprisings with Global Warming. According to the Old Testament, poor people make baby Jesus cry, which has led to the melting of the Polar Ice Caps. All in agreement? Yes? Good. I’m happy to see we’re all on the same page. Fox News, any useful thoughts you could give to this study? None? Why am I not surprised”.