My two favorite things are everyone’s two favorite things- milk and sugar. Because let’s face it, nobody with the exception of me, like their chocolate like they like their coffee, dark and bitter like today’s Comedians.
I love Mocha, the best thing ever. But without some cream and sugar, it’s like drinking a radish. I call it liquid potato.
I wonder what would happen if we started facing worldwide chocolate and coffee shortages? I don’t think our military is strong enough to juggle a war between Isis and Iced Coffee.