10 Groups of People Who Need to Be Put in Their Place

  1. Obese Narcissists turning information into a Media Circus. Rush Limbaugh looks at himself as the Lion Tamer, That guy from TYT whose the Indian Equivalent of Micheal Moore looks at himself as the Ring Leader, Alex Jones whose Rush Limbaugh with bigger guns looks at himself like a tightrope walker and Micheal Moore, whose only skinnier than Rush Limbaugh because he’s a Democrat, looks at himself like a fire eater- but really, their all just a bunch of clowns- like mimes- who make doing nothing actually look like you’re doing something.
  2. Radical Islamist’s who don’t study Alchemy. Read more books and write fewer laws- than talk to us about religious tolerance.
  3. Non-Christians who’ve turned their non-beliefs into a Christian Crusade. You’re here. You’re weird. Nobody cares. So keep the crazy to a minimum.
  4. Christians who believe that Evolution is dumb and Religion is better than Science. Read a book before you think and speak. If you’re looking for a moral to my work- there it is- a lifetime condensed to a single point. Read a book.
  5. Anyone who thinks their better than someone else because of their association with an organization already well established. Build your own legacy.
  6. Anyone who thinks their better just because of their station in life. The people are worried about the Mongols at the gates. I’m worried about the mongoloids we got running around. I don’t see any commercials for Voltaire’s Candide? I see tons of commercials for the show, Dexter.
  7. Corporations that would rather sweep their mistakes under the carpet than admit that they’re retarded. Your company made more mistakes than my mom’s vagina. The corporations need to quit being so wordy and tighten up.
  8. Dead Beat Dads that stick around. Whatever happened to the traditional deadbeat, who did their deadbeat deeds and moved to the next town until they maybe learn to do things half ass. Dead Beats today wanna stick around and mess their children’s lives up more than they already are. Stop it. You know messing your kids up doesn’t excuse your behavior. Get with the tempo.
  9. Rich People who think their better because they have more money. Rich people usually don’t get rich because of their moral integrity. It takes the mouth of Jesus and the thoughts of a serial killer to get to that level. That doesn’t make you better, it just makes you a really bad person.
  10. People who think Harry Potter is Literary Art. Harry Potter is Ten Seasons of Robert Jordan meets High School the Musical. Get over yourselves.

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